To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli,
(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming
1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
LOL, I totally heard the whole "The More You Know" music in my head!
ReplyDeleteI make sure to ALWAYS (de)hydrate with wine EVERY weekend....okay, okay...every NIGHT!!! :) I totally need one of those shirts that says "Will Run For Wine" on it!
Thanks for the shout out, homie! :)
I think we ALL need the will run for wine shirts "team wine." pretty sure i need wine every night too.
ReplyDeleteWORD. PARASITE. DRINK THE FWR KOOL-AID!!
^^I drink the Kool-Aid....the crack in it kills the parasites!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh geeezzz... So Ashley's fuel belt is filled with Merlot? Hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteThe More You know...that should be your new Wednesday theme.. Too cute..
ahh! i LOVE it. in fact, i'll drink to that...
ReplyDeleteThank you for playing!!! Ballet, awesome, I am sure you will be posting pink tutu photos soon, RIGHT??
ReplyDeleteKnickers, I love that word too..
FYI you crack me up in EVERY post last night..
I will be answering the TIME question one of these days....short answer is I take little Bloggy breaks at work...but my boss reads my blog so I have to spin that a little in my post.
Have a GREAT weekend!!
I would totally sign up for a race that had booze stops instead of water and gatorade. You should organize it. Call it the F#ck-U-Up 5K or something like that.
ReplyDeletehah in water there is bacteria, awesome as I took a big gulp!
ReplyDeleteThat's why I love my vodka & tonic! :-)
ReplyDeletethanks for the info, i'm drinking the good stuff now :)
ReplyDeleteEwww. It is true that in Middle Ages everyone drank beer because the water was so impure.
ReplyDeleteI guess I shouldn't have been all that surprised when I saw beer being served at a recent barbecue cookout at work. And I thought, only in Germany!
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